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Many of you have been asking, "Why haven't you made a new comic?". Those that haven't have been asking such questions as "What are you doing here?", "Do you have permission to be here?" and "Why am I here?".

The comic, as you may have noticed, has not been updated for a week or so. There are many reasons for this.

My social life has been affected dramatically during the holidays. For one thing, I bought Akira on DVD. I watched it. And then again. And then I kinda blacked out, but the next thing I remember is that I can recite word-by-word both the original and the digitally enhanced edition.

Also, it seems I actually do have friends, and they have been wanted to see me each day. And when I haven't been with my friends, I've been living in the real world.

Yes, fans. I have a job.

"Wow, Mr. Crowley! With your art skills and writing skills, you must have a really fantastic job that I would envy and maybe even kill you for!"

Sorry, Jimmy. I work in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant, scrubbing dishes and preparing chicken.

The gang at my work place are an odd bunch. There's CJ, the friendly guy who keeps talking about sex, his brother Lev, who reminds me very much of Igor, their father, who I know only as "Dad", who spends his time telling me what I'm doing wrong, and the Turkish one, who is the only person I have ever met who communicates by using the words he knows and re-arranging them into what should be a sentence.

But I'm pleased to inform you that this will change once school starts.

You see, many things will happen at school. I'll be starting higher education. That means there's a lot more work to do, and more opportunities to slack off. Plus there will be a lot more inspiration for future comics so that bastard Yosh will be able to actually write me some scripts I will do my hardest not to follow. And, of course, we will be promoting ourselves to our comrades and fellow peers. Bully.

So, I promise you, the more fans we have, the more frequent I will be making you pretty pictures and arranging letters to make sentences for you to find fairly amusing.

Japs - June 24, 2003 - 7:51pm GMT


As you can see, Japs drew a nice family photo for you of the '3 comic powers'

Oddly enough, we come from three different countries. Japs from Britain, Outpost from U.S.A, and me wearing the Canada shirt there.

Next, he's asked me to update the side bar (god no) so I've only updated the main page (until I can get my code working properly.).

Also, every page is now available with the dreaded "Under Construction" warning of doom...doom I tells ya!

Andrew - August 22, 2003 - 10:17pm EST


What are you guys doing? Get out! GET OUT!
Yosh - August 22, 2003 - ??? GMT


Aw.. yer throwing me out already Yosh? *sniffle* You make me cry!.. very sadly.. like.. this *cries* - See! See what you did! You evil monster!

SHAMELESS PLUG!

Outpost - June 15, 2003 - 8:10am EST


Heya people! Andy the webmaster here.

-Japs is still having a hell of a lot of trouble with his computer but he did manage to get this comic done (it's just not colored).
-News posts have been updated. Even though week3 contains a months worth of newsposts.

More updates later.

Andrew - August 15, 2003 - 8:04am EST
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